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I know why he ordered one in April this year. Don’t you? Why he ordered one in 2007? I haven’t got the foggiest idea, probably for one of the thousand reasons that everyone else does; the dog ate it, it had a coffee stain on it, it got lost, it was battered and torn.

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Excuse me for laughing at your statement above about Obama.

But as I see it, if then Senator Obama had told reporters during the 2008 presidential campaign that the dog ate his long form birth certificate and that is the reason why he had to order a short form in 2007, then I believe that Senator Obama might have had a problem being nominated for president by the Democratic Party.

I make the statement above because I believe that Obama would have raised a lot of VOTERS' eyebrows and concerns, and presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton would have jumped all over Obama's crazy remark to the point that Obama would have become a national laughingstock and a weak Democratic Party candidate for president.

In addition, the Republican Party would have also jumped all over Obama and his bizarre remark that the dog ate his long form birth certificate.

For instance, Republicans might have made fun of Obama with something like the following during the 2008 campaign:

1. "How can anyone expect Senator Obama to safeguard the country's assets as president when he can't even take care of his own long form birth certificate?"

2. "Isn't it so convenient that candidate Senator Obama happens to have his long form birth certificate eaten by his dog just as he is getting ready to run for president and just as the public is starting to cry to see his long form birth certificate. What is Senator Obama trying to hide that is on his long form birth certificate?"

3. "Did the dog eat the same birth certificate that Obama wrote about in one of his books, where he wrote that when he was a very young man, he accidentally came across his birth certificate in the same place as his vaccination records?"

4. "And where in the world was his long form birth certificate so that the dog was able to get to it and chew it up? How could Senator Obama be so careless with such a valuable and important family document?"

5. "If Senator Obama is so careless with his own very valuable long form birth certificate that his dog could get to it, then how careless will candidate Senator Obama be with the nation's business if he were to be elected President of the United States?"

Yes. I believe that Hillary Clinton and Republicans would have had a wonderful time during the 2008 presidential campaign making fun of Senator Obama ans his bizarre excuse that the dog ate his long form birth certificate.