DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-11 (Alan Grayson posts "Green Lantern" rant for KOmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2011 | Alan Grayson, KOmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Mr. Silverback]

Ping!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Alan Grayson: “Thinks he’s Hal Jordan... looks and acts more like Granny Goodness.” ;)

[Mr. Silverback]

Oops, you’re already here.

[KosmicKitty]

Goatees help us spot the twin from the evil parallel universe!!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Oops, you’re already here.

"I am the night." ;)

[Mr. Silverback]

You see Caddell coming, you better run.

[Arrowhead1952]

With Grayson having a beard now, I don’t know which one has the uglier mug.

[epow]

For a generation now, we have seen the heartless, callous erosion and destruction of all the things that make you a member of the middle class in America: A job. A home. A car. The chance to see a doctor when you are sick. A pension or retirement account. Social Security and Medicare.

That's odd, I consider myself as middle class and I have all of those things except a job, and that's only because I retired early. If I wanted to work, my age and declining health are the only things stopping me from getting a job of some kind.

I realize that quite a few young and middle age people in this area are unemployed, but in many of those cases it's because when they aren't employed they can get as much or more benefits and handouts from the state and federal gubbermints than a minimum wage paycheck would bring in. I guess I should be sobbing into my SS check stub over their sad plight, but somehow I can't seem to work up any outrage against employers who won't pay $50 an hour to a worker who is barely qualified to hold a minimum wage job.

[Future Snake Eater]

LOL

[luvie]

Wow...you do good work late at night! :)

Green, Blue, Red, White OR Black....they ARE still DUmmies in whatever dimension they occupy! :)

[Charles Henrickson]

With Grayson having a beard now. . . .

Grayson does not have a beard now. GRAY RANTER is a master of disguise, you know.

DUFU UPDATE RE-PING!

Guess where Alan Grayson was last week? At NETROOTS NATION! I found this out from some of the KOmmie KOmments at Grayson's "Green Lantern" thread:

It was great meeting you @ Netroots Nation Saturday evening.

[GRAY RANTER went to NUtroots, not as a featured speaker, but humbly, incognito, so that he could "help the black skins," all one of them there:]

He was there?? Arrrgh!

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

If I'd known, if he had been listed as an attendee, I would have crawled across broken glass to get there.

[You may have had to. There is a tradition at NUtroots Nation, a drinking game really, that whenever the name "Bush" is mentioned, you have to throw down your glass in anger and smash it.]

He did say he was running again, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?

[No, sorry, GRAY RANTER has bigger fish to fry than simply being a mere congressman. You'll never know where or when he'll show up, but we can all rest easier knowing he's looking out for us! THANK you, GRAY RANTER!]

He was outside the convention hall when I left shortly before 7 Saturday night. Just standing around, chatting.

[Hmmm. . . . So you saw "Alan Grayson" standing around, chatting. I wonder . . . Where was GRAY RANTER at 7 PM on Saturday? Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?]

Ack! We missed it!! Ack! Ack! Ack! I would give my eyeteeth to meet Alan Grayson, and given that I have exactly nine teeth in my upper jaw, eyeteeth included, that's saying a LOT.

[This comment was from a blogger at t o o t h o u t .]

So Alan Grayson was indeed at NUtroots Nation, but just as average Joe Schmoe Progressive.

I also found out that, at NUtroots, Alan Grayson had a "power dinner" with CENK UYGUR, among others. Yes, Cenk Uygur! He's on TV even!

Speaking of TV, some leftist blogger ran into Grayson in the hallway and did a little video interview with him. Click Alan in the face and enjoy!

[NYpeanut]

the KOmmie KOmmenters then spend their time talking about all sorts of Green Lantern minutiae INSTEAD OF Grayson's political point

A side effect of weed.

[luvie]

Add to that the fact that a lot of people are unwilling to relocate. We (West Texas) have companies here BEGGING for help...especially in the oil business....and can’t find enough people to work.

Part of that is laziness, but a lot is because there just aren’t enough people for the jobs available.

[luvie]

What a Goober!

[Charles Henrickson]

Alan "Dick" Grayson is a man of many identities. We have seen him here in this thread as GRAY RANTER, but he also operates as Moonbatman's sidekick ROBBIN', the Boy Blunder:

[Kaslin]

Was? No, is

[Kaslin]

There is a huge difference between Pat Cadell and that pos

[diamond6]

He looks a little like Karl Marx eh?

[longtermmemmory]

just FYI:

Green Lantern was actually pretty good.

It laid a good foundation for future movies and actually had character development.

[mikrofon]

He reminds me more of a DU version of Tony Stark, i,e,

Alan Grayson
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