[Lazamataz]

In my freshman year of college, I was walking home from the sorority house to my dorm (had to live there the first year) and a guy comes out of the bushes and opens his raincoat.

That was me. Sorry 'bout that.

It was dark, so didn't see anything, but I burst out laughing -- couldn't help it.

That set me back about six years of therapy.

[BlueLancer]

"That set me back about six years of therapy."

"Like a penis, only smaller" ...

(Actual court testimony of sexual assault victim when asked to describe what she saw when her assailant had lowered his pants ...)

[Constitutions Grandchild]

Well, why didn't you say so. It's hard to make friends with a speechless, naked person. I can see you've had time to come out of your shell. Now, just keep your pants on and learn to say “Hi,” first. It has a much better outcome...wait a minute...I think you did say hi...I was just simply unable to find a hand to shake...wait a minute...that came out wrong. Nevermind. ;-)