I was puttering around in the yard earlier today, going over some new fencing and came across some sort of rood cross-section.
It appears to be a large piece of the true cross.
It looks real.
It has real information.
No conclusive or compelling evidence to disprove it.
It must be real.
Let’s talk price.
Yes, and I have the Holy Toe of Saint Barnabas Collins, meeting the same awesome criterion folks are using to accept the known liar Obama’s credentials.