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A Joke For 4-19
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| 4-19-11
Posted on 04/19/2011 1:08:47 PM PDT by Tribune7
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:08:48 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
To: Tribune7
ok,whats the punchline?or are you trying to force me to go to the blog just to find out?is that pimpblogging?whatever it is i dont like it
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:19:40 PM PDT
by
Craftmore
To: Craftmore
Agreed.
I’ll await a vanity post with the entire joke.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:21:01 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitur)
To: Tribune7
Here is your one Free HIT for your pimping of your blog, now everyone else gets to see the joke without going to your site.
April 19, 2011
Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night in the Presidential Suite at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up.”Bill, Bill wake up.” Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, “Bill, Bill wake up.”
Bill finally wakes up and says, “What do you want?” Hillary responds, “I have to go use the bathroom.” To which Bill says, “Please tell me you didn’t wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom.”
Hillary says, “No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot.”
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:21:06 PM PDT
by
King_Corey
(www.kingcorey.com)
To: Tribune7
:(
Not cool, Bill.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:22:29 PM PDT
by
Spruce
To: Tribune7
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:25:42 PM PDT
by
tnlibertarian
(Hey D. C., tax increases are not spending cuts. Nor do tax cuts constitute increased spending.)
To: Craftmore
I went, read a page of jokes. I didn’t like any.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:25:53 PM PDT
by
kallisti
("Think what you want. You're the one that has to live with your thoughts.")
To: humblegunner
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Hey humble.
Blog pimps now have you clicking their blogs - just to get a laugh or two!!!
Ain't that the funniest damn thing you ever heard???
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:29:11 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: Responsibility2nd
Blogs are the New Media, they are all awesome.
Everyone should click on many blogs every day.
Blogs are the true story and we should all support them.
Yay blogs.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:35:25 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Blogger Overlord)
To: humblegunner; Squantos; Eaker; Larry Lucido; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; shibumi; Allegra; ...
Blogs are the New Media, they are all awesome.
Everyone should click on many blogs every day.
Blogs are the true story and we should all support them.
Yay blogs.
Oh My God. Humblegunner said this???
Blog Pimping Zombies must have eaten humblegunner's brains.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:50:40 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: Tribune7
I frequently get irritated with FRiends who call posters blog pimps, because it is a legitimate forum for driving blog traffic.
BUT, this is pathetic blog pimping, for a freaking joke???? Seriously.
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posted on
04/19/2011 1:56:45 PM PDT
by
ibheath
To: Tribune7
Oh, heck. I enjoyed the jokes.
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posted on
04/19/2011 2:01:12 PM PDT
by
scan59
(Markets always regulate better than government can.)
To: Tribune7
To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom." That's the punchline???? Why are you even posting this crap? Keep your day job.
To: King_Corey
Hillary says, “No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot.” I liked the first punchline better. That is plain retarded.
To: ibheath
I frequently get irritated with FRiends who call posters blog pimps, because it is a legitimate forum for driving blog traffic. Using FR as a blog advertising platform is fine with you?
That's blogpimping and it sucks. Driving traffic from FR
to some virus-laden blog sucks. There is no need for it.
Get irritated all you want and update your virus protection.
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posted on
04/19/2011 2:11:10 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Blogger Overlord)
To: King_Corey
That was originally an Elizabeth Taylor joke.
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posted on
04/19/2011 3:03:32 PM PDT
by
kabumpo
(Kabumpo)
To: humblegunner
Blogs are the true story and we should all support them. Yay blogs.
I read on some blogs the other day that cookies are healthfood, that millipedes are taking over the planet, that the Bible was written by space aliens, and that giant squids are eating Japan. I read it on a blog, so I must be true!
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posted on
04/19/2011 3:45:00 PM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: Larry Lucido
Hiya Larry.
I only post because you really seem to like to read them.
It appears to give purpose to your life.
Fear not, I won't quit on you!!!
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posted on
04/19/2011 4:36:00 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
To: Tribune7
I only post do really lame excerpts...There. Fixed it for you. :-)
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posted on
04/19/2011 6:27:38 PM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: Tribune7
If you have a ping list put me on it.
I keep forgetting to go to that site.
Luv’d the one about the dog and the hearse.
LOL
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posted on
04/20/2011 12:05:48 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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