Look, if Ms Fuckyno said she pulled an Elephant out of her ass, who are we to disagree?
She may say have dated Elvis. Should we disagree with her?
Maybe Elvis lives in her house and maybe Obama was born in Hawaii. There's always a chance.
Paging Gov. Abercrombie. Paging Gov. Abercrombie. The 'notation in the files' has turned (metamorphisized?) into a long form birth certificate partly typewritten, partly in cursive, which no one is allowed to copy including the subject child, but which you may be able to see as (apparently) have Messrs. Wisch, Isakoff and Miss Fukino who saw it not once but twice. (She went back in her own words, to see if it was the same as it was the first time she saw it.)
Others who saw it include whomever Gov. Lingle sent to see it, Bill O'Reilly who saw it but then chose to rely instead on a newspaper clipping in lieu of the real deal (he is after all a Harvard-trained lawyer) and the State of Hawaii who was anthropomorphisized by Speaker John Boehner as in "Hawaii SAID he was born there."