Fred who? You mean the Hollywood actor who ran blocking for McCain by stealing the oxygen in the room from real alternatives, and then sat on his fat ass instead of running? That Fred? Sorry, I fell for his con artist routine once. Not again.
No no no, there is some log cabin republican named Fred Karger running for president. He filed to run, then issued a press release saying he is the first republican to file and announce. And to that I say, “whoopie doo!!!!”