Not-quite-DUmmie-FUnnies: The Brzezinski Syndrome

The DUmp | March 17, 2011 | Choose Ye This Day

[Sapper26]

Oh thank goodness. Here “break” lasted about 12 hours.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I’m not even sure it went that long. She’s been posting most of the day.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I guess she thinks a nuclear disaster will only last a month or two.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Thank you!

[Choose Ye This Day]

How is a dummie stocking up on cheetos and sitting in their basement different from any other day??

Very good question.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, no, I can’t hold a candle to either PJ or Charles.They’re funnier than I just when tying their shoes.

(Have you ever SEEN PJ tie his shoes?)

Nah, I could never do the DUFU’s justice. I just wanted to make sure nadin’s pity party didn’t get lost forever.

[Choose Ye This Day]

And lusting in his heart...

[Charles Henrickson]

I know this isn't an official DUmmie FUnnies thread, but what with Lent and the opening of coupon season, I haven't seen much of Charles and PJ around.

You are correct, sir, at least as far as I'm concerned. I've been up to my clerical collar in extra service-planning, sermon-writing, and the like, since this is, as you note, Lent--or, as I like to call it, "March Madness for Ministers" or "The Final Forty."

So thanx, Choose, for helping out! I'll even throw in an official PING!

[Choose Ye This Day]

I knew this was always a busy, busy time of year for you. I hope all goes well.

[mylife]

I dont know why Nadine is freaking out.
There is plenty of Government Malk to go around

[Choose Ye This Day]

The Simpsons, I take it? I don’t remember that one...can you refresh my memory?

[mylife]

FAt Toney had a scam selling rats milk to the goobermint schools.

[Slings and Arrows]

“It’s time to LACTIVATE!”

[skimask]

Can you imagine what it is like being married to her?

[Choose Ye This Day]

How could you ever get a word in edgewise? And why would you even try, knowing that she would tell you you’re wrong, you’re stupid, THIS is how it REALLY is...

If there is a husband, I hope he has a great mancave, and I hope he spends nearly every waking moment there.

[GeronL]

lactivate. I should groan but I laughed

[jellybean]

“It’s time to LACTIVATE!”

So, would that make Nadin a Community Lacivist?

[Slings and Arrows]

I was milking it for laughs.

[Slings and Arrows]

That sounds more like La Leche League.

[Arrowhead1952]

There's a breaking point for people who are constantly looking up the nostrils of someone who knows everything about everything, and treats all others as dimwits.

But what if you truly ARE dimwits?

What I've read on the DUmmie FUnnies, I'd say they are all on the lower end of the IQ scale.