>>Green Pressure Groups Want More Corporate Climate Disclosure<<
And I want a million dollars.
Company XYZ Press Release
“Our products did not create global warming. Our products do not contribute to, or increase global warming. We know that because NO ONE’S products cause or contribute to global warming. It’s called a cycle for a reason. Please buy our newest model of XYZ. The employees and stock holders of XYZ Company hope you have a nice day.”