Toot: 1) Slang for fart
Not to be even more vulgar, but a little further down the page:
Toot: Another word for fart. Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
I don't buy it. No woman wants to be known as 'slang for a fart'.
They had to work TOOT in there somehow...I think he wrote home to Kenya, told them exactly what the relative who was quoted, said.
He worked for an oil company, married a white woman named ANNA TOOT.
And they REMEMBERED.