Ahem, this man was not drunk, as you suppose.
When I mentioned "the guy who wrote that DUFU" with all the degrees, I was referring to myself, since that bursts their bubble about freepers not being educated. I'm about as non-redneck a guy as you could find.
Pastor, the day you want to join us, I'll gladly sponsor you for an honorary Redneck.
Boy did I misunderstand that. Sorry.