The damn dog ate it, OK? Maybe it fell behind a filing cabinet? It was in his pocket and got washed? Did he look on the hall table? Here's what we'll do to satify you right wing fanatics. We'll just make a new one from the facts on that COLB that's on the internet. It will be an official Hawaii document.
And anyway, a 1960's Hawaii Birth certificate is nowhere near as reliable as a 1960's Honolulu Dog License, or Hawaii Car Title.
There's one other thing here: It's Aunt Zeituni. Her health is shaky and this kind of inquiry is very upsetting to her. So stop. OK?
It’s in a file at the Rose Law Firm.
Maybe it is with the papers that hitlery found on the desk in the WH.