Pop Tarts
Open top of box
Remove silver package and open
Remove pair of tarts and place in toaster
Set toaster to medium and push down lever
Wait till tarts pop up then place on plate
Don’t throw away the silver package. In cases of emergency, it can be used as a signaling device. As an added bonus it weighs nothing and can be folded up to fit nicely in a wallet.
There are recipes for pop tart style pastries. I’m sure you’d love the results!