Zombie moose are even worse than zombie deer. Don’t ever let them bite your sister!
A lot of FReepers have had moose bite their sisters. I see it all the time. In fact a moose bit my sister once. She wouldn’t let go of the cheese.
The big question is, WHO was the moe-ron who gave Darksheare’s coffee to a MOOSE? And did the person fail to hide the cheese?
Them’s hangin’ offenses.