We'll blow something up in your honor!
Folks bring fruit and cantaloupes and such, but I've got a
couple of cell phones and a pager scheduled for execution.
What's your pleasure?
We'll get video, from the Overlord's Keep to you!
Oh NOES!!! Waterfreakin’melon seeds all over the finery???
Do you know how hard it is to get them things out of long hair?
Oh, you pick, my Overlord. Don’t want to be ordering my own birthday present, now do I? I’m rude, but not that rude. Usually.
Micro-ordnance....a dozen eggs, one at a time, in rapid succession.