[The Comedian]

Eek! Someone smuggled a real man into the UK government!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[GeronL]

Its not the UK government, its worse, its the EU Parliament

[sinsofsolarempirefan]

Not a UK Government man, unfortunately, he is just one of a handful of MEPs representing Britain in the European Parliament. His only real power is the power to occasionally make them squirm uncomfortably in their seats when the Parliament convenes in between bouts of implementing Sovietesque policies on the peopleS of Europe...