Internet tubes?
I read that and started scratching my head. It rings a bell, I thought.
It took me a moment or two, but then I remembered where I had heard it before.
It turns out that Old Moldy and Vulgar is channeling the ghost of
Senator Ted Stevens, heard here rambling incoherently in much the same manner as the Moldy Vulgar One is wont to do.
Listen to the Senator and his "reasoning process." Suddenly the flights of paranoid megalomania we have witnessed over the last two days become, if not understandable, at least recognizable.
Really, MV. Professional help is just a phone call away. When you talk to the nice doctors and the big strong nurses, be sure to ask them about how Thorazine can make the voices stop.