We used to have a post of all the best taglines, once a week or so. The guy that did that was tireless, until he tired of the task. I am glad that you have volunteered to create a “Morons of the Week”. I would venture to guess that it would be one of the most active posts every week. We do have our first contestant.
Alas, I’m afraid this guy (gal?) takes the cake. S/He would be hard to top.