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To: Allegra; mnehring

I’m posting from “Someplace”, a bizarre paralell dimension where all he lost socks from the dryer go.
Our economy is based off of lost socks.
And no, we can’t send the socks back by putting them in a dryer here.
The dryer actually ends up filling with MORE socks until it explodes.


123 posted on 11/19/2010 10:52:32 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare
The dryer actually ends up filling with MORE socks until it explodes.

It's better than it compressing under the weight of all those socks until it reaches singularity.

Then there wouldn't be ANY socks left in the universe. They would all get sucked into the resulting black hole (question for any physicists out there - if your white socks fall into a black hole, will they stay white?)

133 posted on 11/19/2010 10:57:12 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: Darksheare
The dryer actually ends up filling with MORE socks until it explodes.

I hate it when that happens.

Lint all over the freakin' place.

135 posted on 11/19/2010 10:58:08 AM PST by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Darksheare; Madame Dufarge
Our economy is based off of lost socks.

Beats the heck out of my Irish wife trying to pay the grocer with potatoes. I keep trying to tell her, "Honey, the grocer already has potatoes!."

251 posted on 11/19/2010 12:04:24 PM PST by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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