I’ve got the perfect solution. Have the TSA agents hold trays of bacon and offer a slice to the passengers. If you don’t take the bacon, you have to go through the scanner and/or have the pat down. It’s a win/win for non-terrorists. I mean, come on, dude, it’s BACON! Yum!
Bacon is enlightenment. Embrace it!
Good one, Latina! Another suggestion: All TSA agents will have a vial of pig’s blood. They will put one drop on everyone’s wrist - those that accept it, go straight through to the boarding area. Those that deny it, will be scanned, patted down, given a body cavity search, and must submit to an explosive trained dog - sniffing every body opening. (And, they will then PRAY that the dog isn’t hungry!)