@WRPitt HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL! So what did Jason Leopold get you for a birthday present?
Well, I didn’t see anything really DUFU-worthy anywhere for a Will Pitt Birthday Thread. So, I’ll just say: Will, I hope you’re having a Happy Jack Benny 39th Birthday. Don’t drink too much. Don’t smoke too much. Watch the fried foods—you’re getting older now, you know. And I promise, PJ and I will do up something big for you for your big blowout 40th. Now get some rest!