I'm not that talented, though my brother is...
(yo! Safrguns!)
By the way...I've actually figured them out. It's like trying to get docs and nurses in a county hospital to be customer-friendly. They've already got more business than they want.
California has naturally what anyone would want: weather, coastline, etc. They have always had the burden of more people than they want and more wanting to come. Separate the buyer from the seller, which socialism seeks inherently to do, and you have a population not aware that they just really don't give a #@$# that people (and money) will leave.
For validation of that point...look at Colorado. They're right behind and getting blue-er every cycle.