Ugh. I can’t believe they reelected that sleaze Reid. Now I have to hear over and over again about how what’s-her-face lost. No shit. Also, nobody will shut up about how Pelosi can’t be Speaker of the House anymore. Duh. All the CNN anchors are peeing their pants. Some of them are saying she might not ‘settle’ for minority leader. Maybe that means she’ll leave and I’ll never have to hear about her ever again.
Plus they keep announcing about how great of a president Bill Clinton was, and I almost had to induce vomiting except it would’ve made my headache worse.
I think Patty Murray won here. She’s annoying and talks too much. Also a socialist. And she has distractingly horrible teeth, like the kind you buy for 25 cents from dispensers in the gas station.
And good morning to you, too. It’s good not to watch CNN. Things went well in North Carolina.
Drink lots of cranberry juice and take ibuprofen for the headache. I can’t even have coffee this morning (because of the no-dairy rule), so I have garage-temperature (50-ish) Sam’s Diet Cola.
I hope Pelosi takes her face lift and goes home to live on her ill-gotten millions, at least. There are too many zombies in DC.