This whole day is sounding like too much work for me. But oh well ...
I’ve got the roaster out of the garage and cleaned up, so that DP can get the turkey started. We’ve almost got the dragon cage disaster cleaned up. Then I’ll make the sweet potato pies, so I can see if I have enough potato ready.
If you weren’t stuck with a substitute confuser, I could FAX you a mouse for company!
I suspect I would know the mouse was coming...