To: Anoreth
Shannon is offended by the smell of Mouse and the sound of gnawing. Jake just looks dumb. Santana is too snoozy to do anything with a rodent; it’s dragons’ nap time.
1,246 posted on
11/17/2010 4:22:35 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Global Warming: the first faith preached exclusively by hypocrites.)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; Darkchylde
My sister had a cat named Shadow who was afraid of mice.
They squeaked and smelled funny, there was NO way he was going to touch one of THOSE things with his manly paws.
1,247 posted on
11/17/2010 4:25:02 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Tax-chick
You could microwave him briefly to get his blood pumping again, and then send him off under the stove. Undoubtedly he transforms into a mutant creature if his brain is stimulated enough.
1,248 posted on
11/17/2010 4:25:46 PM PST by
Anoreth
(....a fetid behemoth of toxic pustules oozing all over the basement....)
To: Tax-chick
Jake or Santana. Slash, of course, is Inferior.
1,249 posted on
11/17/2010 4:26:46 PM PST by
Anoreth
(....a fetid behemoth of toxic pustules oozing all over the basement....)
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