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Lightning Rod Gets The Zot
The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

Posted on 10/23/2010 5:17:52 PM PDT by Lrod

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To: ColdOne

Of course it’s funny! The dog thought he saw an easy mark! LOL!

Morning! I’m on my way out the door for some errands. I’ll be back soon.


981 posted on 11/12/2010 9:07:37 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: ColdOne

Of course it’s funny! The dog thought he saw an easy mark! LOL!

Morning! I’m on my way out the door for some errands. I’ll be back soon.


982 posted on 11/12/2010 9:08:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: ColdOne

Of course it’s funny! The dog thought he saw an easy mark! LOL!

Morning! I’m on my way out the door for some errands. I’ll be back soon.


983 posted on 11/12/2010 9:09:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: Monkey Face

GRRRRRR!!!!


984 posted on 11/12/2010 9:09:43 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; tubebender; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; fanfan

Well, there had been several hundred barrels of coffee down there.
We are missing three whole barrels out of the north storage area on D deck.
And with the mutated critters running pel mel around there, they might be connected.


985 posted on 11/12/2010 9:23:39 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face
Are the leaves all gone from the Bench?

Oh yes. Had snow this week down to Wasatch.

986 posted on 11/12/2010 9:29:13 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: Dead Corpse
Spider-bots seeded back out to the asteroid belt send us care packages every now and then. Everything from water ice to rare earth elements.

So — what are you saying? That we owe our continued spacefaring existence to heavy metal?

987 posted on 11/12/2010 9:31:53 AM PST by HKMk23 (Quit worryin' what other folks think; they don't do it all that much anyway.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

“You may think me mad. Yes, maybe. I may be the top assassin in the world, but it isn’t easy to stay that way. That’s why I have myself cloned, and I practice hunting myself down.”


988 posted on 11/12/2010 9:36:17 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: glock rocks
Did I see some feral California venison? Anyone up for BBQ?

I'm in.

You'll have to take it with a bow due to the proximity of inhabited residences, but he's presenting a good target profile.

I'll go fire up the barbie.

989 posted on 11/12/2010 9:37:41 AM PST by HKMk23 (Quit worryin' what other folks think; they don't do it all that much anyway.)
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To: glock rocks; tubebender

You saw some feral coffee’d up deer, yes.


990 posted on 11/12/2010 9:39:41 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I haven’t convinced a squirrel to drink my coffee yet.
Wonder what would happen?


991 posted on 11/12/2010 9:42:53 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Tax-chick
That's a North Carolina joke, the nickname of our fortunately out of office senator Erskine Bowles.

Yes, Ma'am. Word of his notoriety has spread all the way out here to the Left Coast, and Rush wasn't the first to proclaim it among us. Mr. Bowles years ago so profaned his own name by his devious exploits that it became known among Constitutional Conservatives.

992 posted on 11/12/2010 9:53:54 AM PST by HKMk23 (Quit worryin' what other folks think; they don't do it all that much anyway.)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, dear. You had to just leave the coffee sitting there, I guess. No wonder Tom is so sluggish and the other critters are all scurrying.


993 posted on 11/12/2010 9:55:31 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't forget to show your work!)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, yes.
Sorry about that.


994 posted on 11/12/2010 10:01:47 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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995 posted on 11/12/2010 10:03:35 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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To: Darksheare

Maybe if we put out some cases of $1.97 wine, they’d drink themselves to sleep.


996 posted on 11/12/2010 10:05:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't forget to show your work!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Squirrel launch, eh?
I sense a bad idea whose time has come.
We must launch the squirrels!


997 posted on 11/12/2010 10:08:38 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe, maybe not.
I’m sensing bad ideas.


998 posted on 11/12/2010 10:11:42 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Dead Corpse; happydogx2
This was just reported over Frisco by the Bay...

Stolen with glee from my neighbor and could help explain this thread...

999 posted on 11/12/2010 10:13:43 AM PST by tubebender
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To: Darksheare
Ok...


1,000 posted on 11/12/2010 10:14:56 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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