Lightning Rod Gets The Zot

The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Pennsylvania, much like Transylvania, but with bears.

Instead of bats?

[NicknamedBob]

"How was Penn?"

He didn't have much to say. I think he needs a Teller.

[Darksheare]

And 20% more recognition in horror films.

[Darksheare]

I'd have to check the politicians, as they may be bats.
Or bat derivatives.

[NicknamedBob]

"Putting with Penn's Irons, then?"

Maybe you can explain the saying, "The Penn is mightier than the S word."

[Tax-chick]

Submarine?

[sionnsar]

Maybe you can explain the saying, "The Penn is mightier than the S word."

I tried, really I did, but every time I tried I spaced...

[ThomasThomas]

Space bars could be a real problem if you didn’t know how to fix the operator.

[Darksheare]

Space bars could be a real problem if you didn’t know how to say hello in Flrrrghzurrgurgglian.

[NicknamedBob]

..... these people are as weird as I am.

(What’s not to like?)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Politicians are soulless blood suckers so bat derivatives would fit.

[sionnsar]

.... these people are as weird as I am.
(What’s not to like?)

I tend to not frequent space bars because I never seem to have the right currency in pocket, and they don't take American Expreß.

[NicknamedBob]

I think the rule for attending space bars is to never sit at a table which will interfere with your blaster.

It’s either that or pay your bills on time.

[Tax-chick]

I think paying the bills is the prudent choice.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Whoa! Two for one! Bonus!

[Tax-chick]

I couldn’t resist the squirrels. Now it’s off to work - we can get about an hour of school done before Tom’s dentist appointment.

[Darksheare]

I never order the special at a space bar.

[Darksheare]

Bat squeezings!

[Monkey Face]

Squirrels is good!