Lightning Rod Gets The Zot

The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

[sionnsar]

So weird news isn’t allowed here either? Or dinosaurs?

Oh, we do get both. In fact, if I remember the early days of the Undead Thread aright, the castle got built after Stag (who was always fond of dramatic entrances) rode in on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Not sure what happened to Stag. The last time we saw him, he had been borne in on a palanquin carried by a bevy of young beauties. They carried him off... and we never saw him again.

[sionnsar]

I’ve been trying, but the day is ugly and CFIDS is taking its toll. I’m off for the night.

G'night then, and I hope tomorrow will be better.

Ugly day here too. I just went out and put the hose bib covers up for the winter. Brrrrr...

[Darksheare]

“Is it safe?”

Lemme grab my box of tools, I’ll be right in.
Will that be titanium chompers or surgical steel fangs?
*Wonders why everyone looks at him funny*

What?
I just got back in thread!

[Darksheare]

We kinda wander to whatever zotted troll carcass presents itself to us on a monthly basis.
Feel free to wander by anytime, take a few jabs at the thread originating troll, add to our eclectic collection fo humor, or generally just hang out.

[NicknamedBob]

"In fact, if I remember the early days of the Undead Thread aright, the castle got built after Stag (who was always fond of dramatic entrances) rode in on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Not sure what happened to Stag. The last time we saw him, he had been borne in on a palanquin carried by a bevy of young beauties. They carried him off... and we never saw him again."

By way of explanation, for the obvious mystery, I shipped Rexxie back to Earth quite some time ago. Without Stag to keep him occupied, and a steady stream of traveling salesmen to "visit" him, he presented quite a problem in upkeep for a space habitat.

So I shipped him back in a form of suspended animation in one of our shuttles. I think Mr. Spielberg was glad to get him back, but I have no idea why.

[Tax-chick]

Ah, the days ... when we had BIG reptiles, not just Susan, Santana, Slash, Paula, Chico, and those other critters. We’re out of crickets, btw. I guess they’ll be okay until tomorrow afternoon, especially if we keep the lights off on the carnivores.

[Syncro]

LOL!

My dentist did light shows in the sixties, and turns up the gas to the max so he gets some too.

Does a great job tough!

[nicmarlo]

Your brains they’ll be munching...

Hope not....I need all that I've got left. :)

[glock rocks]

Nic!

How are you doing? Haven’t seen you in ages. Hope all is well with you?

[Tax-chick]

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“... no escape from the Undead Thread.”

No ...!

[Door left swinging ...]

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. You might have though you’d left, but things are spherical here and you’re back where you started. Pull up a kitteh and have some toast.

Oh, rats. I forgot to get copier paper yesterday.

[NicknamedBob]

"Oh, rats. I forgot to get copier paper yesterday."

Got a fax machine? I can send over some blank pages.

[Tax-chick]

Thanks for the offer, but it looks like I have enough sheets to last until afternoon.

[Darksheare]

*singing, horribly*
“Lots of Blargh unto you, and to you some Ganags too!”

[Darksheare]

That door, unfortunately, eventually leads right back to us via twists turns and the underkeep.
Just stick to the right hand forks and you’ll be fine.

[sionnsar]

Does a great job tough!

My dentist did tough jobs too. Like mine.

[sionnsar]

Oh, rats. I forgot to get copier paper yesterday.

You needed more rats?

[Darksheare]

Patient in waiting room< “What’s that noise back there?”

Receptionist, “Oh, that’s just one of the tough patients we have. *nervous laugh*”

From the back: “I’ll devour your souls and leave you broken and shivering in the outer darkness like the pathetic worms you all are!”

“Ixnious Vas FLAM!”

“Hold him, hold him!”

“I cannot be bound to this chair like some puny mortal!”

“He’s getting away!”

Patient in waiting room, “Did that man just levitate across the hallway while emitting smoke?”

[sionnsar]

Just stick to the right hand forks and you’ll be fine.

Just so it's clear, here is a left-hand fork.