Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Lightning Rod Gets The Zot
The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

Posted on 10/23/2010 5:17:52 PM PDT by Lrod

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,401-1,4201,421-1,4401,441-1,460 ... 2,061-2,072 next last
To: Monkey Face

When I stare into the freezer, we end up with food.

When I stare into the dishwasher though, not much seems to happen. What’s up with that?


1,421 posted on 11/20/2010 11:34:55 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1416 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Pat: I’ll give Ash a chicken fillet!
Me: Ash has had plenty to eat.
Frank: Pizza!


1,422 posted on 11/20/2010 11:36:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (Global Warming: the first faith preached exclusively by hypocrites.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1420 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

The Elusive, Cleanest, Ravenous Maw probably has no idea that while he is shoveling food, his body is growing. Changing. Morphing.

(And he wonders why he sleeps so much!)


1,423 posted on 11/20/2010 11:36:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (This statement is false.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1418 | View Replies]

To: glock rocks

Is your dishwasher plugged in?


1,424 posted on 11/20/2010 11:37:06 AM PST by Tax-chick (Global Warming: the first faith preached exclusively by hypocrites.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1421 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Of course. Frank won that round!


1,425 posted on 11/20/2010 11:37:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (This statement is false.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1422 | View Replies]

To: glock rocks
With the Nascar season ending this weekend, I’ll probably need somewhere to winter. Judging by the forecast, it’s time to get the snowshoes out of the garage. Who is your favorite Nascar driver?
1,426 posted on 11/20/2010 11:38:14 AM PST by ColdOne (Again Who Knew MSNBC has "standards and policies?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1419 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

He would say he sleeps so much because we won’t let him play computer games all night.


1,427 posted on 11/20/2010 11:38:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (Global Warming: the first faith preached exclusively by hypocrites.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1423 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Yah, it works fine. It’s just the dirty dish fairy apparently hasn’t found the quarter I hid in the bottom of the sink yet. Disturbing.


1,428 posted on 11/20/2010 11:39:40 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1424 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Yah. About to go shower and then head off to the office to see what’s up with it.


1,429 posted on 11/20/2010 11:39:57 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1412 | View Replies]

To: ColdOne

OK zot cultists, I’m spamming you guys.

S.preading P.atriotism A.nd M.uckraking.

Please help spam your fellow zot cultists. Time to kick some RINO rears!

Red Alert! Lame Duck Bites!

toll free to DC: (866) 338-1015

Harry Reid: I’m bringing the DREAM Act to the floor — for a standalone vote
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2629618/posts
“And in a Twitter message on Wednesday evening, his office said he would try to do so in the current session as a stand-alone bill.”

President Obama has made it clear: He wants Congress to deliver the DREAM Act
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2630157/posts

SIX RINOs !

Michelle Malkin IDs The RINOs On The Dream Act Fence - Including John McCain
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2629507/posts

toll free to DC: (866) 338-1015


1,430 posted on 11/20/2010 11:42:14 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Economic reform? Great. But without education reform -- history will repeat itself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1401 | View Replies]

To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Thank you for info..


1,431 posted on 11/20/2010 11:43:50 AM PST by ColdOne (Again Who Knew MSNBC has "standards and policies?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1430 | View Replies]

To: ColdOne

Ward Burton. No, Tony Stewart.


1,432 posted on 11/20/2010 11:44:10 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1426 | View Replies]

To: ColdOne

Just a few days before this stinking lame duck flaps away. We’ve almost won!


1,433 posted on 11/20/2010 11:48:40 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Economic reform? Great. But without education reform -- history will repeat itself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1431 | View Replies]

To: Arthur Wildfire! March

I fear this lame duck.


1,434 posted on 11/20/2010 11:51:56 AM PST by ColdOne (Again Who Knew MSNBC has "standards and policies?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1433 | View Replies]

To: ColdOne

OK, OK. You want some weird stuff? Here you go:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2609314/posts

[But I really do wish you would stand up to this lame duck ...]


1,435 posted on 11/20/2010 11:54:42 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Economic reform? Great. But without education reform -- history will repeat itself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1434 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

As he ages, he will find that it’s possible to play video games and/or drink all night, and still be at work on time in the morning.
Ash likes peas.


1,436 posted on 11/20/2010 12:03:23 PM PST by Anoreth (....a fetid behemoth of toxic pustules oozing all over the basement....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1427 | View Replies]

To: Arthur Wildfire! March; Jim Robinson; Admin Moderator

Ummm...
This is NOT a political thread. We may discuss politics, but we may not argue politics. This thread is in “General Chat” and through the grace of Jim Robinson, we are allowed to hijack a ZOT! thread every month.

While your post may be valid, this is really not the place for it.


1,437 posted on 11/20/2010 12:07:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (This statement is false.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1430 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Wow are you strict. So the rule is that when I post on this thread, I must ... uh ... talk about clouds? Or what?


1,438 posted on 11/20/2010 12:18:24 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Economic reform? Great. But without education reform -- history will repeat itself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1437 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; Arthur Wildfire! March
This is NOT a political thread. We may discuss politics, but we may not argue politics.

No, that is not true.

If so, the title would read

Lightning Rod Gets The Zot [Zot Cacus]

: > )

The turtle is in the clouds. I repeat, the turtle is in the clouds---Quidam

1,439 posted on 11/20/2010 12:29:50 PM PST by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1437 | View Replies]

To: Anoreth; Monkey Face; glock rocks; sionnsar

Back from Walmart. The Salvation Army kettles were out. *Sigh*

Is Fluffy okay?


1,440 posted on 11/20/2010 12:50:21 PM PST by Tax-chick (Global Warming: the first faith preached exclusively by hypocrites.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1436 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,401-1,4201,421-1,4401,441-1,460 ... 2,061-2,072 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson