[humblegunner]

Christians get stoned.

Not for a couple of years. I still drink though.

[The Comedian]

Christians get stoned.

Not for a couple of years. I still drink though.

YEAH!

(looks around)

Ahem, I mean, amen.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.