>> Does this sound like a big government revenue-generating scheme or an authentic effort by bureaucrats to ensure French fries, hamburgers, filet mignons, deli sandwiches, donuts, ice cream cones, coffee, etc. are properly prepared?
Oh, clearly the former...
I used to work at Mickey D’s in high school... maybe I’ll draw on my vast burgerflipping background and create a chain of burgerflipper schools. I’ll help students get federal loans (for a kickback, of course) and I’ll buy a couple fast food places for “campuses”. Of course I’ll make a huge profit on the business too, because I’ll staff it with free student labor. In fact, they’ll be paying ME to work there. (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
We’ll teach remedial English, and by gum we’ll get those poor schumcks through that difficult state board with flying colors!
My students will graduate to a career in burger flipping with the best training money can buy, and $20,000 in (government guaranteed) student loan debt.
I’m gonna be rich! Not necessarily moral or ethical, mind you, but rich.
Sounds like a great scam... idea... I’d try to invest. :P
You nailed it perfectly!
Why bother? I guarantee you the licensing exam will be translated into Spanish, Russian, Tagalog, Chinese, Mayan and Klingon, and the state will hire tutors in all those languages for the underprivileged.