DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-10 (DUmmies kick the Blue Dogs!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2010 | DUmmie Stinky The Clown, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[infidel29]

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections. Because we didn't steal any elections.
There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings. Because there weren't any "shady oil deals".
There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.Because the reason we went into Iraq was obvious.
There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.Because there weren't any "war crimes".
There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER. Don't worry, the republicans won't hold any hearings either.

[infidel29]

See, I like to live in the real world and in the real world, there are only 2 political parties in this country, one of them is full of racist, scumbag pieces of sh*t who hold disgusting ideological beliefs... and the other party is full of weaklings who are too afraid to stand up for whats right.

This DUmmie is strikingly lucid and very clear of thought, unfortunately he's unaware that his party is the former, not the latter. It's truly amazing how they see EVERYTHING 180 degrees out of phase.

[infidel29]

[Yet, somehow, those same stupid Rethuglicans manage to hold down jobs and earn money and purchase insurance. . . . I don't get it!]

BRILLIANT!!

[eyedigress]

That post alone will make me read the thread. Kudos

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[eyedigress]

Alright, I read it and it is so far from the foundation it is off the charts. There is no objective outside of “I hate everything I cannot control”. These folks are nuts

[FDNYRHEROES]

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Fo' Shizzle...

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1047.

[PJ-Comix]

Back from a coupon blizzard. Tomorrow off so should be able to do a DUFU then. Thus spaketh the Coupon Whisperer.

[1035rep]

Please, can somebody help me with this one? I got stuck here about 5 minutes ago....:)

DUmmy “When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.”

[PJ-Comix]

Down here in beautiful Orland Park for a wedding this afternoon.

Be thankful the wedding is in the afternoon. Last year we went to the wedding of my wife's cousin. It BEGAN after 7 at night and the priest kept going on and on and on... My wife got pissed at me when after an hour I did a "speed it up" hand signal for the priest. FINALLY the wedding ended much later and we headed for a hotel reception that didn't begin until after 10 P.M.. Then my wife got mad at me again because it was a no cash bar so I drank heavily. Loved the blue martinis! And the mojitos. Sooo... We were eating and drinking until after midnight and it was still going on when we had to leave because I was so tired. I had to keep slapping my face just to stay awake on the drive home.

So glad you have a wedding during a sane part of the day. Enjoy the drinks!

[NoGrayZone]

"Thus spaketh the Coupon Whisperer."

Coupon Whisperer, lol. I saw, I tried, I failed. Sorry =(. I miss your couponing!!

[NoGrayZone]

"Please, can somebody help me with this one? I got stuck here about 5 minutes ago....:)"

That DUmmie either stopped sniffing glue, or changed to a more potent one, while propositioning the threads OP.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could you please add me to the DUM-FUN ping list

PJ, add ANOTHER new pingee, i.e., Tigercap, to our ping list!

[Charles Henrickson]

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

I would say this is tagline material, except it's too long.

[Charles Henrickson]

It’s like watching fighting hedgehogs.

FUn Fact: There is a real live hedgehog not ten feet from me. Not fighting, though.

My 14-year-old daughter has a pet hedgehog. Anna is a big hedgehog fan.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's truly amazing how they see EVERYTHING 180 degrees out of phase.

That's why I say, it's like a Bizarro-World parallel universe!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1048.

[PJ-Comix]

The Coupon Whisperer might actually get killed by coupons which would be ironic. What happened is a couple of weeks ago I was at the library. I was walking from the second floor to the lobby to exit when I suddenly remembered to check on the latest coupon info on the computer in the computer room. So I quickly spun around on the stairs and slipped on my kneecap. It hurt a bit and threw me for a loop momentarily. Later there was just some background pain but noting much. A couple of days ago I noticed my knee was a bit swollen but still no big deal. However, a few hours ago I looked down at my leg and noticed foot, ankle, and entire leg below the knee swollen. I looked up on the Web and found out that I most likely ruptured the fluid sac overe the knee and that is what caused the leg to swell. Recommended treatment is to sleep with elevated leg which I will do. Just to be sure, am going for medical treatment on Monday.

But if I drop dead from this swelling, I will find it funny that it was coupons that killed me. Of course, I doubt that will happen because the form of bursitis I have is not fatal. (Phew!)

[Paradox]

Good on the DUmmies, really! They need a Tea PArty of their own. Get rid of the Dino’s. We’ll get rid of our Rino’s, and THEN we can have an election about REAL differences in political philosophy. Sure, I am biased in that a center-right country will always choose OUR side, but hey, at least the election would be honest. Go DUmmies, go!