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1 posted on 09/19/2010 7:22:38 AM PDT by PurpleMountains
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To: PurpleMountains
After the election, if she loses, there will be plenty of time for criticism.

Right now, I sent her $100 and a pail of newts to cast a spell on Coons.

2 posted on 09/19/2010 7:25:42 AM PDT by Jim Noble (If the answer is "Republican", it must be a stupid question.)
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To: PurpleMountains

At this point, I think I prefer a witch over...say...a muslim.


3 posted on 09/19/2010 7:26:52 AM PDT by chris37
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To: PurpleMountains

You haven’t seen a witch until you’ve seen Nancy Pelosi.


5 posted on 09/19/2010 7:28:46 AM PDT by CommonJudge (Captions on, for the hearing impaired, haha)
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To: PurpleMountains

I think the real story is....why is this man so desperate to trash her? This is a vile excuse for a human being, and I don’t say that lightly.


6 posted on 09/19/2010 7:33:45 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: PurpleMountains

It is apparent the lefties hate pretty white women.


8 posted on 09/19/2010 7:37:12 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (I'd rather drink Tea than Koolaid)
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To: PurpleMountains

This is a very good opportunity for non believers to see Christianity and the grace of the Good Lord.

No matter what sin O’Donnell has committed in the past, admitting her sin and repenting cleans her slate, through Jesus Christ the Savior.

This is real, and our secular society obscures it.


9 posted on 09/19/2010 7:37:38 AM PDT by reasonisfaith (Rules will never work for radicals (liberals) because they seek chaos. And don't even know it.)
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To: PurpleMountains

marxist vs witch-lite


12 posted on 09/19/2010 7:44:10 AM PDT by 4rcane
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To: PurpleMountains

“I guess if O’Donnell wins the Senate seat against the radical socialist, Chris Coons, there will be two witches in Congress. Who can guess who the other one is?”

Then there will be more than two. Pelosi, Boxer, Snowe, et. al.


14 posted on 09/19/2010 7:52:32 AM PDT by rickb308 (I love watching libruls heads explode as they see their dogma run over by their karma.)
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To: PurpleMountains
You know, people get delivered from all sort of crazy crap when they get saved. Drugs, illicit sexual behavior, murder...and even witchcraft.

I fail to understand the fire storm this statement of hers regarding activity in her distant past has caused.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

17 posted on 09/19/2010 7:55:39 AM PDT by The Comedian
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To: PurpleMountains

How long have the libs been singing the praises of wiccians? So I take it by releasing this they are endorsing her?


19 posted on 09/19/2010 8:00:29 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: PurpleMountains

I just finished watching Face The Nation and predictably Schafer & Company went out of thee way to highlight this and put her down. No wonder she cancelled her appearance on that show.


21 posted on 09/19/2010 8:03:26 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: PurpleMountains

Anyone here ever play with a Ouija board?


23 posted on 09/19/2010 8:11:08 AM PDT by Defiant (Liberals care more about the Koran than they did about Terri Schiavo.)
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To: PurpleMountains
Sounds like the type of confession you hear at any good old fashion Tent Revival. I've heard many like it, and many of them much much worse, from people living remarkable Christian lives today.

Church pews are full of people who use to dabble in Ouija boards, astrology, spells, porno, theft, prostitution, alcoholism, cheating, etc.
THANK GOD Because, if Jesus only invited the righteous their wouldn’t enough people in Church to turn on the lights.

26 posted on 09/19/2010 8:20:06 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: PurpleMountains

None of O’Donnell’s past “mistakes” that have been revealed so far are out of the ordinary for young adults nor do they diminish whatever competencies she now has for the office she’s seeking.

But I haven’t learned much about her except that she’s nice looking with a wonderful smile, a good speaker, and supports the boilerplate conservative beliefs. Also, she impressed enough Delaware voters to win the primary.

We will learn more as she competes with with her Demo opponent.

Her recent victory could merely represent, as Wesley Pruden says, “... punish past crimes and settle scores with old rogues, as well as to anoint new rascals.”

Here’s his column containing that passage:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/sep/16/pruden-these-tea-parties-are-getting-rough/


28 posted on 09/19/2010 8:25:31 AM PDT by frposty (I'm a simpleton)
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To: PurpleMountains
OMG! I never thought about this before. FreeRepublic has a “Spell” button.

I think we may be unknowingly dabbling in witchcraft every time we post. What does that Spell button really do Jim? We may be turning a Liberals into a frogs or something. Someone needs to call Bill Maher, cause we may have a real scoop for him.

29 posted on 09/19/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: PurpleMountains
How to Tell a Witch
Mahar: We have found a witch, may we burn her?

Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!

Freeper: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Mahar: She looks like one!
Other Mahars: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Freeper: Bring her forward.

(O’Donnell is pushed through the crowd of Mahars to the platform. She is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is closed by the carrot.)


O’Donnell: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Freeper: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
O’Donnell: THEY dressed me up like this.
Mahars: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
O’Donnell: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

(Freeper lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in fact rather small.)

Freeper: Well?
One Mahar: Well, we did do the nose.
Freeper: The nose?
Mahar: And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Mahars: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
FREEPER: Did you dress her up like this?
Mahars: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Mahar: yes.
Mahars: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Mahar: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
FREEPER: What makes you think she is a witch?
Mahar: Well, She turned me into Newt!!

(pause)
Freeper: Newt?

(long pause)

Mahar: I got better...

Mahars: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
FREEPER: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Mahars: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
FREEPER: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
FREEPER: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Mahar: More Witches!
Other Mahar: Ballots.
FREEPER: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)

(shuffling of feet by the Mahars)
Mahar: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....Ballots?
FREEPER: Goooood!
Other Mahars: oh yeah... oh....
FREEPER: So. How do we tell whether she is made of Ballots?
One Mahar: Try to steal an election out of 'er!

FREEPER: Aah. But can you not also steal elections with machines?
Mahars: oh yeah. oh. umm...
FREEPER: Do Ballots sink in water?
One Mahar: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Mahar: Throw her into the pond!
Mahars: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)
FREEPER: What also floats in water?
Mahar: Bread!
Another Mahar: Apples!
Another Mahar: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Mahar: Cider!
Another Mahar: Uh...great gravy!
Another Mahar: Cherries!
Another Mahar: Mud!
Another Mahar: Churches! Churches!
Another Mahar: Lead! Lead!
Jim Robinson: Pelosi’s Face!

Mahars: (in amazement) ooooooh!
FREEPER: exACTly!
FREEPER: (to a Mahar) So, *logically*...
Mahar: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If... she.. .weighs the same as a Pelosi’s Face...... she's made of Ballots.
FREEPER: and therefore...

(pause)
Mahar: A Witch!
All Mahars: A WITCH!

(they do consequently weigh her across from a Pelosi’s Face on Freeper's largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the Pelosi’s Face.)

O’Donnell: It's a fair cop.

31 posted on 09/19/2010 8:37:29 AM PDT by mnehring
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