I'm sorry. I've forgot... It is only considered theft when Southerners claim "what is rightfully theirs." However in that brain of yours, passing legislation that "legally" not lawfully mind you, forced Southern States to pay their portion and yours is square-dealing.
We more than paid tenfold in advance for any property that you laid claim to. In addition to that, I personally believe you owe us an apology. It would be along these lines:
Dear Southrons,
Please forgive me and the rest of my coven, for the blatant Marxism that we've subjected you, and the rest of our NOT Common Country too. It's all our fault. We've been in denial, now after several visits to Psychologists thanks to Obamacare. We now understand mental processes and behaviors. Basically, we are and always have been statist.
Signed: King of the Coven,
"Non-Sequitur"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your contempt for the system of government established by the Founders, with it's fancy "laws" and "elections" is well known. Unless you're on the winning side. Then it's all good.
Is that Southron speak for grand theft?
The mindset of the statist is that everything is owned by the central committee/federal government.