[cowboyway]

I don't come to the South because I can't think of a single reason why I would want to.

Well gollygee! We finally found something good about you!

certainly never by you or your friends on this forum.

You're totally delusional. You get your ass whupped every time you show up.

[Non-Sequitur]

Well gollygee! We finally found something good about you!

And we're still looking for something good about you.