[Winstons Julia]

Ding ding ding ... we have a winner. San Fran is ridiculously expensive.

I still remember an episode in my teen hood when I was in Old Town Alexandra, VA and there was a vagrant outside the door with a “hungry” sign.

I said, “I will buy you a burger.” He said, “No, just give me money.” I said..”If you’re hungry, I’d rather buy you a burger.”

I got a stream of expletives and he scared me so much I ran.

[Colvin]

That’s cuz the burger did not come with a side of MD 20/20.

[COBOL2Java]

I said, “I will buy you a burger.” He said, “No, just give me money.” I said..”If you’re hungry, I’d rather buy you a burger.”

I got a stream of expletives and he scared me so much I ran.

I live in Alexandria, and I think he's still there (or maybe it's his son). I was walking past that McDonald's recently and he yelled at me "Gimme a dollar!" I said "Nope!", and he parroted my "Nope!" and then spewed a string of obscenities my way. Needless to say I kept walking, and he kept sitting there.