[matt1234]

I, for example, will be engaging in Fall cleaning, taking out some of that old, bulky ammo and those carefully-stored Gadsden flags in the basement to make room for the inevitable Democrat refugees who will be fleeing the wrath of the torch-bearing mob.

How many bodies will your basement hold?

[The Comedian]

How many bodies will your basement hold?

You're actually the first one to pick up and comment on that.

The answer is: A surprising number when they're diced, packed into canning jars, and neatly arranged on shelves. After all, the later arrivals will have to eat something.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.