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1 posted on 08/10/2010 11:39:19 AM PDT by HandsOffMyFreedom
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Satire, right?

RIGHT?!


2 posted on 08/10/2010 11:40:50 AM PDT by fullchroma
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What are they going to do, give them all Opra hairstyles?


3 posted on 08/10/2010 11:40:57 AM PDT by Mobties (I yield back the balance of my time)
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I’d assume this was a spoof, but nowadays...


5 posted on 08/10/2010 11:41:56 AM PDT by sinanju
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Oh yeah!...Who's gonna be the first one to tell Bertha she's fat with all those sissors laying around?....
6 posted on 08/10/2010 11:43:24 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Why not just shave the heads of anyone with a body mass index of 35 or more?


7 posted on 08/10/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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Absolutely unreal!!!!!!


8 posted on 08/10/2010 11:46:07 AM PDT by Pessimist
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When will people of color rise up and tell these nutcases that dark skin doesn’t make them stupid?


9 posted on 08/10/2010 11:46:13 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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“. . . I’m proud to join with First Lady Michelle Obama to attack this problem head-on . . .”

This HAS TO BE SATIRE.


10 posted on 08/10/2010 11:47:31 AM PDT by Jedidah
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11 posted on 08/10/2010 11:47:53 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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that ‘splains ever thang
12 posted on 08/10/2010 11:49:11 AM PDT by yellowhorse (6 good horses, 3 good women)
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Uh... if someone is obese, cutting off hair isn’t really going to help much.


13 posted on 08/10/2010 11:49:56 AM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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Ha!

On a related note, when lefty fascists start whipping themselves into a frenzy about fining or surcharging overweight people under PelosiCare, I bring up that Blacks, Latinos and Native Americans have a much higher obesity rate than Caucasions and Asians (statistically). First they deny it, then when you whip out the relevant studies from CDC they pipe down real fast about punitive measures against fat people.

Until they can figure out how to only fine fat white people, that is.


16 posted on 08/10/2010 11:52:22 AM PDT by Lorianne (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. ___ George Orwell)
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If changing my hairstyle would make me lose weight I’d leave work this very minute.

Isn’t this racists to target the Blacks? Don’t they have to have a different race as a token? I’ll volunteer, but I don’t look good in braids, or rows, and while my hair will frizz on any given humid day, it still can’t fro. No jerricurl either. What’s this little fiasco costing us?


17 posted on 08/10/2010 11:52:59 AM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops! Surrender is not an option!)
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"The devil made me do it ... honey."

19 posted on 08/10/2010 11:55:29 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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Ohhhhh I REALLY thought it was satire. It should be satire.


20 posted on 08/10/2010 11:56:03 AM PDT by nagdt ("None of my EX's live in Texas")
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I have read that Black men prefer obese women sexually. True or not, I have no idea as the one Black man I know well enough to ask the question to is married to a very tiny lady.


28 posted on 08/10/2010 12:26:41 PM PDT by B4Ranch (America was founded by MARKSMEN, not Marxists.)
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I don’t know if this particular article is satire or not, but I know it’s an issue. I have black girlfriends and former coworkers who are overweight and say they can’t go swimming because the water would wreck their costly blowouts. The ones who are serious about sports either have their hair cut short or put into rows, but the rows aren’t perceived as being entirely suitable for a business environment. They say, “You’re white, you can just run a comb through your hair after a shower—we can’t. It’s a big production for us.”

OK, whatever. But I notice that more upmarket black women manage to exercise, keep their weight down, and have nice hair. Perhaps the discipline that lets successful black women find time and energy to work out is the same discipline that takes them up the financial ladder?
The lifestyle of lower-middle-class people, whether black or white, does not incline toward working out, running, biking, playing tennis, swimming, etc. Weight is class related. The further up the social scale you go, the more fit and slender the women are.


30 posted on 08/10/2010 12:33:23 PM PDT by ottbmare
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Oh yeah it is the hair, not the junk food and sitting on your ass.


31 posted on 08/10/2010 12:33:48 PM PDT by doodad
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In the Negro community, hair is extremely important. They will spend thousands of dollars a year on wigs and stints. I do charity work in the housing projects, and I see pre-teen Negro girls with expensive hair stints. These people live on food stamps and in government housing. Nappy hair is definitely not popular with these girls.
32 posted on 08/10/2010 12:34:44 PM PDT by Nosterrex
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35 posted on 08/10/2010 1:02:00 PM PDT by panthermom
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