[The Comedian]

"My Muslim faith"...

I'm tellin' ya FRiends, make sure you're ready for the Big Shift.

Hell is now firmly in charge of the US nuclear arsenal, intelligence, and income tax collection infrastructure.

The First Wookie is fist-bumping Wahabbist petro-dollar sheiks over their joint successful usurpation of Great Satan's Federal government.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[onyx]

You’re so right. On all counts.

[Political Junkie Too]

I said during the election that when Obama wins, all the leftist outfits in the world will be given access to our most top secrets by Obama.

-PJ