Oh my, you poor, sad fool.
Note that I'm not criticizing people who don't have kids, especially if they don't like kids. But father hood a prison? That's a laugh. I have four kids, the oldest is 15 and being a dad is the best job going.
I'm glad you are in a happy marraige,, try one were the wife decides she no longer likes you, leaves and you have to pay child support for the next 20 yrs.
I've seen it over and over.