Yes.
Posted on 07/28/2010 5:41:48 PM PDT by Kimmers
#51-Have this guy on speed dial when the Zombies come a knockin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpB2l-ljnc
Biggy on the Guy list,, not just kill it, but gut it, cut it up, freeze or dry or cook it. Thats a Man...
Every real man knows that #30 is only partially correct , you can push start old MoPars with certain A727 tranny’s as they have a rear pump.
Yes.
I much prefer them half my age.
I'll give him 25 but only because he can only recite the koranus. He doesn't get 33 because the wookie is growing the garden and i'll bet it's been mowed over. I know dam good and well he can't do a 37.
Used to push-start my jeep by meself - starter flunked out when I was in Germany.
Just park on a flat spot, give it a running start, hop in, and pop the clutch.
Drove it that way for 2 years. Freaked the girls out.
OMG! I haven’t considered the wisdom of Lazarus Long for decades!
I absolutely LOVE the collective memory and wit displayed by FReepers.
My addition to the list: A man should know how to (first) relax a woman - melting away the ordinary tensions of the day. Then (second) he should be able to fill the woman with tension of a different sort, without resorting to actions unacceptable outside the public purview.
(Relieving the second tension wave should be accomplished in private, of course...)
Oooh! I guess I should make it clear that I’m over 36 years old, huh? LOL
Real men don’t follow lists.
Real men know that a list is what the slow guy reads while the guy who knows what’s happening gets on with life...
I have no reason to forgive my parents. They is what they is, and made me what I am....
I am comfortable with that and them.
Face the possibility of a situation where you have to kill another person, or they will kill you, and that no other alternative exists.
To keep your equanimity in the face of abundance, taking only what you need.
To safely capture a dangerous wild animal without harm to either it or yourself.
Risk your safety to protect someone else.
To honor someone who truly deserves being honored.
To foul up so gloriously that it will never be forgotten.
(Example, February 4th is the celebrated “Day of the Fart of Abu Hasan”.)
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html#historicfart
To step on one footprint’s worth of land that likely no person has ever set foot on before.
Re; #1 Forgive your parents...
I never forgave them. Instead, I wrote my dad a letter before he died telling him all the things I learned from him. I didn’t consider I had a right to judge, but I did have the right to realize the legacy he gave me, from his wit to his wisdom, to his general knowledge of how to make the universe work in an acceptable fashion.
It was very therapeutic for me - to reflect on how much he had taught me.
And, according to my mother, it was a treasured keepsake for him.
And if anyone is wondering - YES, I am crying as I type this. I miss you, Dad.
A real man stands among equals, carries those who are weaker, and kneels before God.
Everything else is just details.
If you research it a bit, you’ll find a disturbing number of people who think the Lazarus Long list is nigh unto impossible, and that a person is accomplished if they can do maybe three of them, and that being able to do one is a good goal.
I’ll admit the “comfort the dying” one eludes me, and “plan an invasion” is a challenge. Most of the rest lack only an opportunity to try.
A man needs to know how to thrive if civilization continues on defying all rational thought.
A man needs to know how to survive if civilization continues on, but without an economy.
A man needs to know how to survive if there is no civilization tomorrow. All it takes is one large sunspot to erupt 1 AU away, and in 41 hours there won’t be much left here on Earth.
With the above understood, you need to know basic economics and investments. Bonds and CDs, Puts and Calls, interest owed, dividend income due.
You need to know how to both read and *write* a legal contract.
Basic math. Basic reading.
You need to have basic goods stored at home.
You need a bugout bag.
You need to be prepared for lawlessness at various levels, from politicians and reporters abusing civilized society, to carrying a dummy wallet to flip to a mugger so that you have the option of reaching for your CCW after he begins to turn his back to you, down to armoring your vehicles with surplus body armor and 3M security film on the windows in case of widespread anarchy.
Know how to sail. Know how to fly. Know how to drift a car and how to not high-center a 4x4 truck.
Know how to sharpen a knife and clean a firearm.
Know how to shop. Priceshop on-line to verify that any price someone gives you is in the ballpark.
Know how to pay your bills. Know how to hustle if you have to have income off the grid.
Know how to travel internationally and how to recognize those who are intent on fleecing you.
Know how to fight and how to avoid fights.
Know loyalty to your friends and family.
Know how to train a dog and ride a horse.
Know how to maintain your car and your house.
Know how to use good manners and how to defuse a bully.
Know how to enjoy an evening out with your wife without embarrasing her over a mistake by a $3/hr+tips waiter or cook.
Know how to slow-dance, build a fire, and cook a fish.
Know how to throw a football, catch a baseball, and shoot a basketball.
Know how to sew, burp a baby, and educate your children.
Know how to do the math; is a business deal really a “deal” or not?
Know how to listen to your boss and to your employees.
Pray.
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