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Army’s “Carbon Footprint” Taints War Effort
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 17 July 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 07/17/2010 11:10:57 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Give me a break. The country is being run by a bunch of fools.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:12:17 AM PDT
by
mia
To: mia
To: John Semmens
Pleae tell me that this was an SNL sketch.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:13:58 AM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: John Semmens
Low-Carbon Bacon Grenades?
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:14:36 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(Independence Day + 13, Let's see how long it lasts!)
To: SnuffaBolshevik
It is amazing how few see the “Semi-satirical.”
What is worse is that it seems there is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:20:16 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
To: John Semmens
>>She also suggested that the Army “put more emphasis on less environmentally damaging methods, like stabbing or clubbing enemy forces in order to minimize the carbon output.”<<
That’s freaking hilarious!
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:22:58 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: John Semmens
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:27:09 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Holder needs to resign! Now!)
To: John Semmens
Fooled me for a 2nd until the clubbing part, hee hee. I thought some idiot Congress person actually asked something about the carbon footprint of the Army.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:27:21 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: John Semmens
Great. You pinged me twice.
Now I am twice as motivated to read it. LOL
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:28:04 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: John Semmens
Next thing you know she’ll be saying that bullets make the world heavier because they’re made of lead and are so very dense.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:28:04 AM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: John Semmens
maybe they could hand bottles of Hemlock or supply steaks that are “dry rubbed” with the essence of puffer fish?
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:30:27 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: mia
This woman is a prime candidate for being institutionalized in the Medical Lake facility near Spokane.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:30:32 AM PDT
by
Parmy
To: John Semmens
How about listing the 10 most recent Presidents....
....and then listing THEIR estimated carbon footprint?
You KNOW Obama is the WORST EVER.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:32:05 AM PDT
by
cookcounty
("Today's White House reporters seem one ball short of a ping pong scrimmage.")
To: John Semmens
We have GOT to get these idiots out of positions of power!
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:33:02 AM PDT
by
23 Everest
(Zero, Glittering Jewel of Colossal Ignorance.)
To: John Semmens
That is rich. I don’t think I have EVER read anything more humorous on this site. I believe this is the worst thing that could possibly happen. Nothing that I have heard before is worse than this. This is really far reaching even for Democrats.
To: cookcounty
That last line almost.. almost made me pee my pants! Thanks for the laugh.. heaven knows they are getting harder to come by.
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posted on
07/17/2010 11:35:45 AM PDT
by
pnut22
To: John Semmens
I believed it....that tells more about our government than it does about me.
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