Awesome!
Next, we'll change the name of the place.
How does BlogRepublic.com strike you?
That’s good. Or how about: Blogpimple.com?
Next:
All blog posts shall be followed by rehashing and reposting of the same blogcrap in at least two dozen more excerpted blog posts.
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All blogs linked from BP (BlogPimple) must set at least 35 cookies and contain at least 15 clickable ads.
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No blog posted at BP shall have a link to Free Republic. Traffic is directed one way only.