The ocean is full of other fish (not the Gulf of Mexico, mind you). Sounds to me like this is an opportunity for you to go fishing. Perhaps a few rounds of catch and release would be in order.
Get a small dog to take her place. they don’t eat much and
don’t gripe and tell you what you can and can’t do. that dog will never let you down. start a garden and get some chickens and a pig too. you’ll forget her in no time.
#23: Not exactly a Christian response, but it was funny!
LOL.