[Log]

According to Conservapedia, Phelps is a Democrat. What a shocker.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Fred_Phelps#Phelps_and_Democrat_politics

"Phelps ran for governor of Kansas as a Democrat in 1990, 1994, and 1998.[9] Phelps received 31% of the vote in Kansas's 1992 Democratic Party primary for U.S. Senate.[10] In 1993 Phelps ran for mayor of Topeka. and 1997. [11][12] He supported Al Gore in the 1988 primaries, but turned on him in the 1992 election where he staunchly opposed Gore, Bill, and Hillary Rodham Clinton."

[Skyhawk95]

I also think the old man's a bit gay too (and terrified of it).
That will probably be his torment in hell with red-hot implements.