Wow I don’t want you doing my laundry. Your advice is totally wrong.
COLD WATER, hand wash cycle, lowest dryer setting, NO BLEACH. Dye Catcher a must.
Oh hmmm... are you sure? Maybe if I just try it for acouple of loads? There was this nice cashmire sweater you have that I wanted to make really really clean.. just for you honey.
what,... no more laundry exposure for me? oh... darn