You, my dear, are NEVER getting close to my laundry! Please take this the kindest way possible and (as my husband does) an excuse not to become involved with it. ;-)
What.. you mean you would not let me do the laundry?
oh... darn
What.. you mean you would not let me do the laundry?
oh... darn
I have this other theory that shoe polish makes a great carpet cleaner... does that mean you wont let me vaccuum either?