I pray a raging infestation of hemorrhoids and jock itch afflict every democrat politician. May they have bad breath and B.O. May their library books and rental movies get lost. May their parking tickets go unpaid. May cats scratch the furniture and leave dead mice under the bed pillows. May dogs pee on the car tires. May cell phones go dead unexpectedly. May pigeons practice dive bombing upon their heads.
This prayer is not in vain; only You can make these things happen.
LOL I must admit I like your prayer better.