Former Army artilleryman here, could do similar though coming fom me it sounds somewhat.. uh.. less intimidating?
You’re taller than I am, so it sounds more, I guess you could say fitting, as it has more impact.
From me, it’s like getting your shin kicked by Napoleon.
I have this image of a troll and an elf ... which one seems more natural using USMC language?
And what about the short, gray-haired woman in the long dress with the baby? Social services would lock her up, that’s what.