What is a former vet, and why are you claiming to be one? If you were, at one time, a military veteran, how did you stop being one? Are you using the word "vet" to mean something other than a military veteran? Are you saying you used to be a veterinarian?
Strange night here on FR. I’ve seen some pretty nasty threads. Must be the moon or something....
I give the claim about being a vet as much credibility as the claim to being black.